Her MacBook battery quit right in the middle of their Skype sex.
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Her MacBook battery quit right in the middle of their Skype sex.
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She should be more careful with those heels on the couch.
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She doesn’t look all that happy about the way things are turning out.
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He told her to relax while he went and got his stamp collection albums.
It was the last day he ever collected a stamp.
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Nice couch.
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Couches and suitcases like those were new once, you know.
Lose the attitude, Tanlines.
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Overcome by the amount of aspirational reading she’d stacked up for herself in the form of photography magazines and coffee table books, Bailey decided it was time to switch to reading eBooks on her phone…
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Remember when hair like this was fashionable?
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