Would you like cracked pepper with that?
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Tell me where to get this, and get a cookie! I specialize in peanut butter.
I think it’s available from educational supply stores.
Seriously? There are so many things I want to caption this picture with. All so, so wrong.
I’m on a seafood diet. If i see food, i fuck it.
I’m thinking of writing a story about clitoral riding hood.
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Forgetful much?
Next time, leave your festy ankles out of the frame, deal?
I had sunglasses like those once.
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That’s a cunt that could only be improved by some pubic hair covering it.
Plus, how fucking tight does that look? I can hear squeaking in my mind’s cock-eye just looking at it.
If there is an almighty creator, she certainly has a sense of humour.
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