The cold made her holes tighter.
Charlene put something on top of the fridge and it fell down the back. So i had to move the damn fridge. I said i’d move it if she took off all her clothes and posed for me while i moved it. She said just move the damn fridge.
But this is what it would have looked like.
A boy can dream, can’t he?
Twelve months ago today it was the hottest day ever, the state was a firestorm, and that firestorm was rated at “nuclear”.
Today it was just a little bit warm. The sort of day where it’s a good idea to take all your clothes off and reaffirm your friendship with the fridge. But not the sort of day where you need to actually open the fridge and climb inside.
(via thathipsterporn)
